Tag: Mainstream Media

Obituary for Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi by the Warshington Post-it:

“Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, austere religious scholar at helm of Islamic State, dies at 48.”-Washington Post, October 27, 2019

Baghdadi, or as his slaves lovingly call him “Big Daddy” was a shy- Dungeons and Dragons playing youth, who loved to spend his free time mutilating small animals and popping into a local mosque to recruit suicide bombers.

Big Daddy enjoyed spending his precious free time as a film critique, giving 98% Rotten Camels to the latest head removal flick, but interestingly, only 58% to Mona Lisa Smiles of which, some say, he watched over a hundred times.

Big Al was a lover of children, fathering……. honestly who knows how many, as he raped and pillaged his way through towns, to use them as human shields against the infidels.

After a long day of beheadings, he would often kick back with a Mai Tai, and a game of soccer; rumor had it he was a huge fan of the Tampa Bay Rowdies of the USL. He was also often found whipping up whimsical chemical concoctions to try out on the local handicapped and LGBTQ folk.

He grew into a bulging, beastly, bearded man and while not much of a fashionista, Al expressed his whacky style with all the latest trends in eye wear. One very close acquaintance, we’ll call Kevin, snickered and said, “I don’t think those glasses were even prescription, he just wanted to impress the babes.”

After a career sacking every town he could find, and killing every person he came in contact with, he recently settled down into a quiet cave life, preferring them close to the local Starbucks. As Kevin says, “he was fine without furniture or even light fixtures, but you’d never find him without his Triple, Venti, Half Sweet, Non-Fat, Caramel Macchiato.”

Big Al leaves behind 187 wives, 300 (ish) children and a thousand or so slaves. And while the headless film industry will undeniably suffer, Als legacy will live on with each and every suicide vest bombing.

Goodbye Big Daddy, you will be missed by……. no one………………………………..

except for the Mainstream Media, and especially the Washington Post.

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No, I am not freaked out over Trump being the nominee.

I feel like it has been forever, and it has been been, since I have written anything! So much has happened since I last blogged-for starters I had a baby! Yep, she came a month early-but she is healthy and well. I also am working on a US Senate campaign. So with 3 children 3 and under and countless sleepless nights, I haven’t had much free time. That being said….I feel compelled to state my opinion on something. I may lose readers on this one….but so be it.

I am not at all freaked out by Donald Trump being the nominee. Whaaaaaat….did I just say that…yes, yes I did.

The vast majority of both Conservatives and Democrats loathe him. Most conservative pundits-Glen Beck, Rush, Levin, and many journalist I follow have repeatedly stated Trump is NOT Conservative. Marco Rubio most recently has said that Trump is a con man and that we are all being played. The Pope has implied that Trump is not a Christian, and most of my Conservative role models have done everything but hire a hit on Trump!

Now the Democrats can’t stand him either. According to them-Trump is a racist, womanizing narcissist!

Ok….so…let’s address all this shall we!

Let’s first tackle that Trump isn’t a conservative. I agree….if you put him next to Ted Cruz….Trump looks like a lefty. Most Conservatives out there would vote for Ted Cruz over Trump time and time again, I get it. I do- I am a Conservative. But I heard a wonderful analogy the other day that I have to share.

Let’s say you have been on a vacation for a while, you return home to find your home totally infested with cockroaches. Ughhh right….I mean, they are everywhere! You don’t recognize your home-it’s totally uninhabitable. So you hear about this guy. This guy is said to be able to clean up any uninhabitable home quick-he’s done it time and time again with other homes. This guy though is not so easy on the eyes, he smells horrible-like a dumpster full of dirty diapers, he has the mouth of a sailor and most of his demeanor is absolutely without a doubt repulsive. At this point you don’t care what the guy says, smells like or looks like-you just want those cockroaches gone! So-you hire him for the job.

That’s Trump.

We are 19 Trillion Dollars in debt. 94 million Americans can’t find a job. 50 million Americans are living in poverty. We have got illegal guns, terrorists, and drug traffickers crossing our southern border daily. Christians including children- are being beheaded, crucified and murdered routinely in the Middle East. We no longer lead as a country, we have “lead from behind” these last 8 years…and well….look at the result….

As a mom, my two biggest concerns are securing the border and our economy. I want to know my kids will be safe from those that wish to do us harm and I want to be able to afford to send my children to college when the time comes.

Yes, I like Ted Cruz and Rubio is “okay” …..but what do they know about jobs? Have they created jobs? Do they know how incredibly hard it is to take 1 million dollars and turn it into 10 billion dollars? That’s not an easy accomplishment people and Trump did it. Oh but he has had bankruptcies and failed businesses…..ummmm so has anyone who has ever been an entrepreneur-Henry Ford,  Steve Jobs, Thomas Edison…..I could go on and on. In reality most start ups fail. You can call Trump every name in the book- but an idiot isn’t one of them-an idiot can’t be worth 10 billion dollars.

My other deep concern as mentioned is securing our border. Trump was the first to come strait out of the gate saying let’s build a wall across the southern border to secure our sovereignty. Others followed suit but Trump was the first-that’s leadership and we are sorely lacking leadership right now as a country. Now let’s be real….Establishment Republicans do not want our borders secure. They want to hire cheaper labor and keeping our borders open allows for just that. But here’s the deal- this very wish to keep our borders open by the Establishment-would be the death of the Republican Party, because all those incoming votes-would vote Democrat.

Would it be my dream to get a Conservative elected-yes, it would be. But just take a moment and look around. We have got a country where a vast majority of individuals are honestly  considering a Socialist as their nominee. A guy who is in debt of his own, has no logical basis or understanding of economics, didn’t hold a job till he was in his 40’s, and is the definition of career politician-Bernie Sanders. Do you think, if you are honest with yourself that the country is ready to elect a hard core Conservative? No….no they are not. They are considering a Socialist right now….a strait up Socialist-Conservatism is the opposite of Socialism!

Trump….like him or hate him….is more of that middle ground that we need to tackle first.

The first step to prove conservatism works to the naysayers would be through the implementation of conservative principles in our economy and Trump would do that. Baby steps people….baby steps.

Now let’s discuss why the Democrats hate Trump.

“He’s a narcissist, bigot who hates women!” Well….that’s at least what I keep hearing.

Ok…narcissist…..perhaps. But let’s be honest, anyone who considers themselves worthy of running the most powerful country in the world has got to have a dose or two of narcissism. Napoléon Bonaparte, Mahatma Gandhi, and Franklin Delano Roosevelt are just some who are said to have been narcissists as well. Do I like narcissists….no…..(but I wouldn’t like the guy above that can get rid of the cockroaches either) but this disorder can also be used for good. Narcissists get crap done! A person that gets the job done doesn’t have to be “likable” -they just have to get the job done!

A Bigot. Because he wants to secure the border. A country without borders, is not a country. All of Trumps comments on race have been in regards to securing the border. His blatant statement on banning Muslims was not done in the best fashion at all…..but the intention was innocent. If you knew that bananas coming from Brazil could be deadly….would you put a hold on bananas entering the country from Brazil until you knew they were no longer deadly? I would. Trumps “wording” was wrong-but the intention was right-to protect Americans.

Trump hates women! No he doesn’t. Please….set down your mainstream media for five seconds and do some research! Trump has many women in powerful leadership roles within his companies. If you hated women-you wouldn’t be elevating them -you’d be trying to hold them down. Today there are more women than men holding executive positions in the Trump Organization.

So as both Conservatives and Democrats continue to panic over Trumps popularity with Americans….I just don’t see the need to freak out nor will I.

I can think for myself, no matter what the pundits say….

Oh my gosh mainstream media….keep your pants on geeez!

Well…..if you haven’t heard of Scott Walker yet….then you probably haven’t been reading anything political in the last couple weeks, because Walker is headlining everything right now!

47 year old, Scott Walker is the current Wisconsin Governor and a strong contender for the Republican nominee in 2016. He is loved and hated in Wisconsin….but most haters are union members and ummmmm….with all the government regulation today ……why are unions even still a thing???

Scott Walker was sworn into office as Governor in 2011. He introduced some pretty rigid budget cuts that limited collective bargaining powers (negotiations between employers and groups of employees aimed at reaching agreements to regulate working conditions). He basically stood up to the big bad unions limiting their “all powerful” power and…..well all hell broke loose! These proposed budget cuts by Walker led to protests outside the capitol and a recall election. In June of 2012, Walker won the recall election with even more of the vote than he received in the 2010 election! Walker is the only Governor in US History to win a gubernatorial recall election. Walker this past November was re-elected to a second term as governor of Wisconsin.

Well about a month ago some polls were released that showed Walker leading as the front runner for the 2016 GOP nominee and well….that’s getting attention.

Because we all know….the mainstream media is crazy pants and so unbelievably biased that they are going to do everything they possibly can to tear Walker a new one!

Just in the past month the first drama that media flipped out over was that Walker didn’t have a College Degree!!! Ahhhhhhhhh…….what are we going to do!!!! I mean….Bill Gates-no college degree, Steve Jobs, Mark Zuckerberg…..just to name a few-no college degrees….But oh my -if Scott Walker doesn’t have one-let’s headline this on every news story imaginable! Let’s scream it from the roof tops on how important it is for a possible presidential candidate to have a college degree……because all our founding fathers had one….right? Oh they didn’t? Never mind then.

(For an article on well known peeps with no college degree click here)

The next crazy story was that the Unions were again flipping out and protesting Walker’s home this past week….only….Walker’s home is now being occupied by Walker’s parents-meet Llewellyn and Patricia Walker:B-AaJN2IcAA9PnH

These two were greeted last Monday evening by union thugs chanting “Hey hey, ho ho, Scott Walker’s got to go”……classy right.

Walker is making headlines again today because some jack monkey buffoon at the Washington Post asked Walker if Obama was a Christian. Ummmm why are we asking Scott Walker if Obama is a Christian?? See this is so prime mainstream media reporting….asking dumb questions….hoping for a dumb reply and boom-you’ve gotta slandering story to sell -shaming Republicans! But Walker….handled this like a boss….by answering “I don’t know.” Well….that caused a whole freak out by the Liberal Left media….because Obama has said he’s a Christian and so……he must be a Christian……right…..right……right…..???

I just have to say…..actions speak louder than words on this one and we have all watched how Obama comes running valiantly to defend the Christian faith and his brothers and sisters in Christ! (eye roll……huge eye roll…)

To be honest…..I am kinda looking forward to what the Liberal Lefties are going to flip out over next with Walker…..stay tuned….